IN THE YEARS OF THE REVOLUTION AGAINST THE SPANIARDS, A GUY NAMED VALBUENA, WHO LIVED IN PAMPANGA, KILLED A SPANISH GUARD (TRIP LANG NIYA!). SO, DAHIL SA MARAMING MGA "CHU-CHU" SA PAMPANGA NOON, HE WENT TO BATANGAS AND CHANGED HIS NAME TO "PALO" (MARAMI DAW MGA PALO SA TAAL AT SA MAY LEMERY, BATANGAS). THIS GUY IS MY GREAT-GREAT GRAND FATHER

I WAS BORN ON MARCH (3RD MONTH) (3-ZERO), (NINETEEN EIGHTY-3), A WEDNESDAY (3RD WORKING DAY), AT EXACTLY (THIS IS VERY TRUE) . WITH THIS, I WAS TO BE THE THIRD CHILD IN THE FAMILY, EXISTING IN THE THIRD EXISTING GENERATION BOTH IN MY FRATERNAL AND MATERNAL FAMILIES.

Aaminin ko, hindi ako ang pinaka-gwapo sa aming magkakapatid (eldest: brother "kuy" middle: sister "ate" bunso: Me "Anton") dahil sa mas gwapo sa akin ang ate ko. Sa bahay, hindi rin ako ang pinka-cute dahil sa mas cute sa'kin ang niece ko (daughter ng ate ko).

Noong Christmas day, there was a manghuhula na tumapat sa aking mom. This seeress had some unusual way of being accurate in everything (she told my mom about the past of our house, which only dad knew about). Near the end, the seeress told my mom that "you have three children. The eldest is smart, the second is smart, and the third (youngest, me) is also smart, pero mayroon siyang mga kagaguhang pinag-gagawa which he never revealed to you." Now, I have to keep track of what I say, what I do, and where I go...